The First Annual "I am a NYC Club DINOSAUR" Party

You've got the dirt on dirt, you made the first batch. You have the tee on Tea, you brewed the first leaves. Reads, you hid in them and when they left in their ships, you tied a bunch of them together and created Shade. You claimed to have invented disco, punk rock, new wave, hip hop and all genres of house music. Paradise is not lost, it was last seen on King Street, Studio is not someplace one lives, it's someplace one lived. Cafe is not just a coffee, but it had plenty of milk. Sheets and pillows feel nice unless there was a brawl. Jackie was not 60, that was her daughter. Sound is not just something you're loosing it's something you got lost in. Your not just old you're pre-historic, your a NYC CLUB DINOSAUR! Now's your chance to show these children how to really party and not just stare at the DJ!