SUPER SECRET AWESOME EPIC GAYMER LAUNCH EVENT!

 

What whaaaaat?

What could it be? Who knows! What's it for? It's a secret! Why are we doing it? BECAUSE IT WILL BE AWESOME.

Here's what I can tell you.

It's a launch party. For what? Not saying.
There will be alcohol a-plenty. And it will be a-cheap.
There will be consoles to play and gaymers to meet.
There will be prizes to win.
There will be paramount sexiness in the form of nerdy boys.
Oh yes, AND THIS IS A NATIONAL EVENT.

More details will be announced as we get closer. But you definitely want to be there.

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