DISTORTED KRISTMESS

For 2 WEEKS ONLY!!! If you loved "Distorted Diznee" then you'll love this one too! Dallas DuBois and the Distorted Dames are back to spread their legs...err...I mean, the holiday cheer! FRIDAY November 30th and FRIDAY December 7th at the Laurie Beechman Theater (42nd Street btwn 9/10th Avenue) below the Westbank Cafe. Showtime at 10pm. Starring Dallas DuBois, Tina Burner, Holly Dae, Pixie Aventura and Bootsie LeFaris. ***Distorted KristMESS is a 75 minute show catered to the holidays and everything we love and hate about it. These lip-syncing ladies are going to celebrate all that's good and holy about Christmas and then F$#K it all up. Appearances by the Grinch, the Virgin Mary, and even the Port Authority Cockettes! Tickets at www.spincyclenyc.com