My Dearest Hot Bitches and Sweaty Bros,
This scorching summer is unlike any other. Brazil’s humiliating defeat shifted the Earth’s axis so that we will have intermittent rainforest monsoons for the next three weeks. They will wash away that particular urine fusion of dog, human, cat, and raccoon from the sidewalks and the city will sparkle. Then, the crime rate will go down because murderers always forget their umbrellas and rain boots. And all of the tourists will go home because the cit...
My Dearest Hot Bitches and Sweaty Bros,
This scorching summer is unlike any other. Brazil’s humiliating defeat shifted the Earth’s axis so that we will have intermittent rainforest monsoons for the next three weeks. They will wash away that particular urine fusion of dog, human, cat, and raccoon from the sidewalks and the city will sparkle. Then, the crime rate will go down because murderers always forget their umbrellas and rain boots. And all of the tourists will go home because the city will be unrecognizably beautiful to them. They will think it’s Switzerland. This is the seventh coming of Bitches’ Brew. Come, guests, clad in nothing but your embarrassing tattoos you got when you were 19. Follow the scent of the Gowanus warming in the sun, and ride your new wheels or your new boyfriend down to Lucey’s Lounge. The show is for every child over 21 and costs nothing for you derelicts.
Doors at 8PM and the Show starts at 8:30PM, bitches!
Hosted by
Naomi Karavani
Eliana Horeczko
Comedy by
Matt Wayne (See You in Hell, Bridgetown)
Jessica Valerio (Magner's International Comedy Fest.)
Meghan O'Keefe (Vh1, UCB)
Amber Nelson (Comedy Central, AXS TV)
LeClerc Darguin (Young Wild and Free)
and music by
Sam Zelitch (zarthur.bandcamp.com)
Stay classy!
Bitches' Brew happens every last Wednesday of the month at 8 PM at Lucey’s Lounge (475 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn)
Check out our tumblr event page:
http://bs3comedy.tumblr.com/bitchesbrew
Check out our production team:
http://bs3comedy.tumblr.com/