It's that time of year again! Christmas carols and mistletoe and chestnuts roasting over a -- Know what? FUCK THAT. LET'S BLOW SOMETHING UP!

PRE-GAYME @ 8pm
Our feature presentation is about one of my favorite board games growing up then one of my most hated games when it was re-invented on the Genesis: CLUE! (You know, that good movie from back before Tim Curry was fat?)

FEATURED GAMES @ 10pm
Super Mario World - SNES (WiiWare)
Halo (of some variety)
Super Smash Bros Brawl -- Wii
Mario Kart 64 -- N64

and a Hardcore first:
WII U!

Plus whatever you sexy nerds decide to bring!

FRANZIA WED @ 12pm
RUBY ROO and HAMM SAMMICH join us for some messy-ass drag! And if you tip them, they give you wine, which you'll probably need to get through the show. Hey, just 'cause it comes in a box doesn't make it any less classy!

DRINK SPECIALS
Happy hour is until 9, so your drinks start as low as $4 if you join me for Pre-Gayme, and after that, ALL INFUSED VODKA DRINKS ARE JUST $6 WITH A GAYMER TOKEN! So drink and be jolly! And keep watch here for this month's featured drink!

SEXY ASS NERDY BOYS
Do those really need an explanation?

21+ to play!

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Tags: Nightlife